GET IN MY MOUTH.
Apparently, Cadbury is now selling Cream Egg Cookies. We need to find them IMMEDIATELY. Rumors circulate that they can be found at Walmart. Let us know if you find them!
This guy wants $30 a month to call you every morning to give you “morning motivation”. The Riot has totally found their next business opportunity.
Also, today on Riot Control, Obadiah hated “The Order: 1886”.
That picture….you can’t just DO that to a person on a Monday morning! D: