Think about it: Obadiah is Abe Lincoln. Nikki is Hillary Clinton. Who would you be? It’s a great idea but no one seems to be willing to commit and by “no one” we mean Nikki.

Here’s a small portion of what you might have missed on today’s show:

Probably the best thing we saw today is a revolutionary new S’more idea: cooking s’mores inside a waffle cone. Click the link and prepare to be amazed.

Video now exists of Aliens leaving the atmosphere and NASA covering it up. We want to believe… but we don’t.

Why move out of your parents basement when you can put the ultimate driving simulator down there? They are tight lipped about the price but basically say it costs as much as a car. Since you’re paying as much as a car, wouldn’t it be better to just BUY a car and then experience real driving?

We have found the most terrifying hotel in the world.  You’ll pay $500 a night to sleep on the side of a cliff. Remember to take an ice bucket with you because you don’t want to have to run out in the middle of the night.

We’ve saved the worst, most horrifying thing for last. Nikki loves Pizza Hut. Kevin works and does terrible things at Pizza Hut. Nikki is now overwhelmingly conflicted.