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Have you ever thought about the hotel ice machine? I mean REALLY thought about it. When was the last time it was cleaned? When was the last time someone used it as a replacement for their bathroom? If you’re staying at the Hard Rock Hotel in Orlando, the answer to both questions is (hopefully) Tuesday.  Is the [...]

Ever wondered which Reese’s product gets you the most peanut butter? We haven’t either, but we’re glad that rust3d did. He weighed each product and gave a percentage break down on the peanut butter content. It’s things like this that make us love the internet! Today Obadiah started learning about Project CARS. It’s a new driving [...]

Apparently, Cadbury is now selling Cream Egg Cookies. We need to find them IMMEDIATELY. Rumors circulate that they can be found at Walmart. Let us know if you find them!  This guy wants $30 a month to call you every morning to give you “morning motivation”. The Riot has totally found their next business opportunity. [...]

An unprecedented TRIPLE holiday weekend!! It took multiple moments of slow, dawning realization but we have finally landed on the fact that this is a triple holiday weekend: Friday the 13th, Valentine’s Day, and President’s Day. Of course, they’re all fourth-tier holidays that are overwhelmingly jealous of Christmas but we think it would be appropriate [...]