Michelle Obama says hurtful things.
Did you know that they no longer serve instant macaroni in the White House? This means no more Sponge Bob shaped Kraft Macaroni and Cheese. “…cheese dust is not food…” Why do you hurt us like that, Mrs. Obama?
Behold the promised Cold Brew that is Obadiah approved.
Oh yeah… and Sriracha flavored ketchup is a thing now.
