Just kidding, we aren’t selling anything. (Unless you count our shop page.) Why do mattress stores have President’s Day sales? Probably because history makes you sleepy. In the show today: Obadiah and Nikki like the term “kidult” and are starting to wonder if they are ever going to grow up. You could live to be 106 [...]
An unprecedented TRIPLE holiday weekend!! It took multiple moments of slow, dawning realization but we have finally landed on the fact that this is a triple holiday weekend: Friday the 13th, Valentine’s Day, and President’s Day. Of course, they’re all fourth-tier holidays that are overwhelmingly jealous of Christmas but we think it would be appropriate [...]
Family Force 5 takes a break from the Winter Jam Tour to give away free music! Chapstique has details and drops hints about future projects. [...]
Silly Old Bear A one-off story (read it here) about a guy nicknamed the Winnie the Pooh Bandit who steals honey turned into a long discussion regarding all the illegal things you can do with honey (including make moonshine). Nikki and Obadiah thought it was just something you put on toast. Megan felt bad enough [...]
There is a couple that is living in a hotel in Glacier National Park that is completely cut off from society. Could The RIOT do the show all winter… and still be alive when the rescue crews arrived in the spring? Check out their awesome photos here. A man has, in spectacular fashion, revealed to [...]
Michelle Obama says hurtful things. Did you know that they no longer serve instant macaroni in the White House? This means no more Sponge Bob shaped Kraft Macaroni and Cheese. “…cheese dust is not food…” Why do you hurt us like that, Mrs. Obama? Behold the promised Cold Brew that is Obadiah approved. Oh yeah… and Sriracha [...]
Aaron Gillespie is cleaning up vomit and recording an album in nine different countries! He took some time to explain it all slowly so The RIOT could understand. [...]
Auto-correct is killing us slowly. Did you hear our interview with David from Remedy Drive last week? Apparently, David wasn’t too happy with it because he called Obadiah a “boil” on Twitter (or was it just auto-correct?). @auggment @radiou @obadiahradiou i have the best time talking to boil and nikki. seeing them in person in [...]
Red Velvet Oreos. Some websites charge you to watch people eat. We’re doing it for FREE. Remember to click subscribe after you see all the yummy goodness. [...]
How many trips to Jo-Ann’s does it take for Red to go on tour? What is the deal with that scary guy on their website? Randy puts his answers and our fears into proper historical context. [...]