Is K-Mart still around? Not in our neighborhood, but thanks to the internet it can live forever in our hearts (and ears!). A guy who worked at K-Mart in the late 80’s and early 90’s saved more than 50 cassette tapes full of K-Marts in-house music. It’s TERRIBLE but we think its awesome that someone saved it and took the time to upload it to the internet, proving once again that we all have too much time on our hands. Listen to it all right here.
Speaking of the internet… a girl got WASTED and ran the whole thing (including her DUI) on periscope.
Finally, we had a killer idea today for a movie about a cartel boss who escapes from prison by pretending to be a firefighter and ends up being stopped by former spec-ops-cia-army-ranger John who just became a firefighter and just wants to get home to his family. Turns out a movie that is almost exactly that has already been made. Ladies and gentleman, FIRESTORM!
https://youtu.be/i4fIfMc5PLM